Any holiday that encourages girls to dress up in sexy, tiny outfits is all right in my book.  

Sara Carbonero was voted the hottest sports reporter in the world.  Can we please acknowledge the irony / awesomeness of her name, please? (ed. note car”boner”o in case we weren’t on the same page there).

Insert “Great One” joke here.  

Ah, the humble record store clerk— that persnickety curmudgeon whose job is teetering on the cusp of obsolescence.

Let’s face it, your art education leaves something to be desired. Sure, you can pick the Mona Lisa out of a lineup, but that’s mostly because you saw about half of the DaVinci Code movie before falling asleep. You certainly … Continue reading →

At the turn of the century in 1900, the Olympics came to Paris, France, bringing with them the competitive spirit of multiple nations vying to show off their on-the-field skills to the ladies of rival countries. Looking to attract a … Continue reading →

In life, you choose your passions and, more often than not, you stick with them. Some identify most readily the alluring world of sports, characterized by the spirit of competition, corporate sponsorship and as an excuse to get black-out drunk. … Continue reading →

Ancient Mayan calendars suggest that 2012 will signal the end of the world as we know it, while an oft-cited perennial best-seller called “The Bible” suggests that the apocalypse will transpire after seven somewhat vague occurrences. We looked into these … Continue reading →

It’s Wednesday night and you’ve showed up at your local watering hole, looking for a drink or three— a surefire way to repress those four hours of workplace safety training you suffered through. You hear the screech of feedback as … Continue reading →