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Girls working out is awesome.  No doubt about that.  However, sometimes it creates moments of confusion in my head (and pants).  Take a look at these celebrities for example.  

Everybody loves candy. Well, pretty much everybody. Repeated surveys over decades have revealed that only Soviet communists, Islamic terrorists, and stodgy boarding school headmasters don’t love it. I mean, even child molesters can’t get enough of the stuff. However, this … Continue reading →

Some people marry for love, and others?  Well, have a look for yourself.    

Call me lazy if you’re offended, shiftless if you’re frustrated, “just not a morning person” if you’re my mom… but whatever you call me, please do so quietly if you’re doing it any time before noon. Even if I happen … Continue reading →

Ah, the ballpark. Or football stadium. Or soccer pitch. Wherever it is you go to celebrate the athletic feats which you once aspired to, but eventually gave up on, it’s a place rife with memories of triumph and defeat. Unfortunately, … Continue reading →

It makes me realize what a horrible person I am that I become as angry as I do when I think about other people finding someone like the following ladies particularly attractive. Dare I selfishly seek to deprive both them … Continue reading →

According a study by popular online dating site Match.com, one in five relationships are starting on the internet these days. That means you’re definitely not the only one who is too lazy to walk down the street and hit the … Continue reading →

This is what happens when non-athletes try their hand at athletics.              

Have you ever roller bladed?  Well, then I’m sure you can relate to this.

He’s right.  Human births are disgusting.  Not at all like those sexy dolphin births.

  Bacon Once relegated to the side of a hearty breakfast or sandwiched between some lettuce and tomato slices, bacon has quietly propagated itself to become one the most ubiquitous meats in existence. While the fatty, succulent pork product is … Continue reading →

I actually kind of feel bad for these girls by the end.  However, that does not stop me from laughing literally every single time I watch this video.

You always gotta wonder if they editor is chuckling as he sends this to print or if he is really just that oblivious.  Either way, hilarious.